tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-217301362011-12-29T11:52:07.018ZBlog composto por loucura generalista e que pretende ser fresco tal como a cervejabjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.comBlogger10761100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-50040542238195861882010-07-01T00:08:00.005+01:002010-07-01T01:16:34.424+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/10/0341051B.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.infobae.com/adjuntos/imagenes/10/0341051B.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Após a derrota de Portugal , o regresso à normalidade, ou seja, voltámos a ser as piores bestas do mundo.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Pelo <s>mamaçal</s> jogo jogado, vou passar a torcer pelo Paraguai. </strong></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Parece que a bela Larissa Riquelme se vai desnudar se a equipa de Tacuara passar às meias-finais do campeonato do mundo. Deve ser uma cena ao vivo, porque fotos dela nua é o que não falta por essa net fora... disseram-me. Carrega Paraguai!!!</strong></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Estranho... quando postei esta foto, o blog ficou </strong></span><a href="http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com/?zx=d2e7efaa8f829f9c"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;"><strong>assim</strong></span></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5004054223819586188?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-2058443242620649152010-06-29T01:33:00.001+01:002010-06-29T01:35:15.346+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TCk_aEbZetI/AAAAAAAADa0/aIRWKi2L_uY/s1600/ksc23599cc5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487987338025466578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TCk_aEbZetI/AAAAAAAADa0/aIRWKi2L_uY/s400/ksc23599cc5.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"> É o que ele diz e eu acredito!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-205844324262064915?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-55016766589204451742010-06-21T01:21:00.002+01:002010-06-21T01:27:56.032+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TB6wnka4ahI/AAAAAAAADas/CvU-HCLzE9w/s1600/South%2BKorea%2Bv%2BNorth%2BKorea%2B2010%2BFIFA%2BWorld%2BHnYtxBF3rYNl.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485015590021655058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 257px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TB6wnka4ahI/AAAAAAAADas/CvU-HCLzE9w/s400/South%2BKorea%2Bv%2BNorth%2BKorea%2B2010%2BFIFA%2BWorld%2BHnYtxBF3rYNl.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong> Afogá-los em ketchup!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5501676658920445174?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-14948086712266535882010-06-15T02:12:00.001+01:002010-06-15T02:16:12.305+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TBbUDMDzAcI/AAAAAAAADak/3naOG0o5aEU/s1600/bigode_tuga.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482802747612004802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 229px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TBbUDMDzAcI/AAAAAAAADak/3naOG0o5aEU/s400/bigode_tuga.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> <span style="color:#33ff33;">Vamos</span> <span style="color:#ffff33;">lá</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;">malta!</span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1494808671226653588?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-12977595611643592752010-06-08T01:44:00.003+01:002010-06-08T01:51:51.440+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TA2SlFiJ3EI/AAAAAAAADac/WZ6eLvTnce4/s1600/42%2520The%2520Most%2520Pointless%2520Thing%2520In%2520The%2520World_thumb.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480197487418006594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 254px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/TA2SlFiJ3EI/AAAAAAAADac/WZ6eLvTnce4/s400/42%2520The%2520Most%2520Pointless%2520Thing%2520In%2520The%2520World_thumb.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3366ff;"> Toda a gente fala do casamento daquelas duas senhoras, do Cavaco estar completamente choné, do maravilhoso penteado do Pepe e sobre esta escandaleira nada. Está bonito isto...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1297759561164359275?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-14501604509012769142010-05-27T01:18:00.002+01:002010-05-27T01:26:56.966+01:00<a href="http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3379/641a.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3379/641a.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Hoje vou até ao Rock in Rio. Vou sem bilhete, ou seja, vou bulir (pouco, espero). Ai de quem se aleijar, que eu quero curtir sem ter que andar a bater chapa a bezanos e afins.</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1450160450901276914?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-57898454908143267722010-05-18T01:12:00.004+01:002010-05-18T01:40:19.983+01:00<div align="justify"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472398340643736866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 281px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S_HdS_uBzSI/AAAAAAAADaU/p6EQm4zNuXI/s400/velhas.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472398334013192338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 272px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S_HdSnBLuJI/AAAAAAAADaM/IBU0MjIx8-s/s400/velhas2.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">Vamos lá ver se percebi a coisa: o Cavaquito só não vetou a lei do casamento gay porque se devolvesse o diploma ao parlamento, ele era novamente aprovado e aí ia ser MESMO obrigado a promulgá-lo, mas é só por isso. Foi isto, não foi?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5789845490814326772?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-39647267993453328832010-05-12T01:32:00.002+01:002010-05-12T01:36:46.194+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S-n3Ukdyc9I/AAAAAAAADZk/Gkr1fq5sGRg/s1600/Pinto_da_Costa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470175155176240082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 225px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 285px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S-n3Ukdyc9I/AAAAAAAADZk/Gkr1fq5sGRg/s400/Pinto_da_Costa.jpg" border="0" /></a><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">"Esse tal de Bento pode cá vir ao Porto, mas que não pense em trazer a camisola dos lampiões vestida que lhe f*d*m*s o papamóvel todo à pedrada..."</span></strong></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3964726799345332883?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-25844921800501871172010-05-10T02:26:00.001+01:002010-05-10T02:29:37.322+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S-dg_IcMl7I/AAAAAAAADZc/8B8taPQRpV0/s1600/cristo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469446910178531250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S-dg_IcMl7I/AAAAAAAADZc/8B8taPQRpV0/s400/cristo.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong> Campeões!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2584492180050187117?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-948061141883160832010-05-02T02:04:00.002+01:002010-05-02T02:22:24.650+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S9zPyL-LdlI/AAAAAAAADZU/HidaSs69nwg/s1600/mommm.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466472508834936402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 399px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S9zPyL-LdlI/AAAAAAAADZU/HidaSs69nwg/s400/mommm.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"> Por mim, vou encher a minha de beijocas que é o melhor que se pode dar a uma mãe.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-94806114188316083?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-52470853049720551152010-04-26T01:11:00.001+01:002010-04-26T01:16:25.370+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S9Taan0SjvI/AAAAAAAADZM/sAtlnPM0oKk/s1600/reservado.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464232398807011058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 171px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S9Taan0SjvI/AAAAAAAADZM/sAtlnPM0oKk/s400/reservado.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong> Vai ser de arromba!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5247085304972055115?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-53079361567908166922010-04-22T00:59:00.002+01:002010-04-22T01:12:27.719+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8-TmqAjX_I/AAAAAAAADZE/OM1MES8JnBs/s1600/old_man_birthday_card-p1373116987721270772v3xi_328.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462747165344620530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 285px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 204px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8-TmqAjX_I/AAAAAAAADZE/OM1MES8JnBs/s400/old_man_birthday_card-p1373116987721270772v3xi_328.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;">As bjecas são por minha conta.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Dos tremoços tratam vossemecês...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5307936156790816692?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-68327109791066001062010-04-20T01:28:00.001+01:002010-04-20T01:30:54.727+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8z1ZwvU53I/AAAAAAAADY8/zFDmOpZ_M8A/s1600/wc.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462010271022507890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 289px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8z1ZwvU53I/AAAAAAAADY8/zFDmOpZ_M8A/s400/wc.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ffff;"> Ideal para malta sem pernas!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6832710979106600106?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-52164154917770153002010-04-14T00:59:00.002+01:002010-04-14T01:28:14.605+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8UFmvq929I/AAAAAAAADY0/3z0kKINGvpo/s1600/voo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459776286446443474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 375px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S8UFmvq929I/AAAAAAAADY0/3z0kKINGvpo/s400/voo.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> <span style="color:#ff0000;">De regresso às lides, nem mais gordo, nem mais magro, baterias carregadas e b</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>ronze caribeño de invejar.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong> </div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Desportivamente, o Benfas é o maior. Confesso ter sentido vergonha alheia ao ouvir a ladaínha choramingas da lagartagem no fim do jogo. Ao pé dos que falaram em nome do clube lagarto até o labrego do <em>Deus</em> <em>Jasus</em> é um senhor. Que otários...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5216415491777015300?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-86616679031116401902010-04-03T00:27:00.003+01:002010-04-03T00:30:57.954+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S7Z9c8E3q-I/AAAAAAAADYs/_nwtzQGfnGk/s1600/tropical-drinks.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455685934722296802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S7Z9c8E3q-I/AAAAAAAADYs/_nwtzQGfnGk/s400/tropical-drinks.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>Boa Páscoa e até para a semana!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......................</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8661667903111640190?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-36333683773623259922010-04-01T02:59:00.002+01:002010-04-01T03:24:08.559+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S7P-RfRQnII/AAAAAAAADYk/cr00k9osmho/s1600/01023.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454983150080924802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S7P-RfRQnII/AAAAAAAADYk/cr00k9osmho/s400/01023.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><em><strong> "Pinto da Costa não fala mais no Benfica até ao fim da época"</strong></em></span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><em><strong>"Pedro Passos Coelho não é em nada parecido com José Sócrates"</strong></em></span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><em><strong>"O negócio dos submarinos decorreu na maior das transparências"</strong></em></span><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ffcc66;">"Pongolle - contratação do ano do futebol português"</span></em></strong><br /><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><em><strong>"O novo do Pedro Abrunhosa é um disco do caraças"</strong></em></span><br /><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><em><strong>"Não me está nada a apetecer ir de férias para o Caribe depois de amanhã"</strong></em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3633368377362325992?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-55410786848192212512010-03-22T01:05:00.005Z2010-03-22T01:40:16.078Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6bCdK1oFUI/AAAAAAAADYc/jEHFET0GTMo/s1600-h/sorriso.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451258205359838530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 323px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6bCdK1oFUI/AAAAAAAADYc/jEHFET0GTMo/s400/sorriso.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff9966;"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> E tudo graças ao Glorioso!!!</span> </strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff9966;"><strong><br /></strong></span><span style="color:#ff9966;"><strong>Que trepa demos aos azeiteiros...</strong></span></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5541078684819221251?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-45253600022446162732010-03-19T01:00:00.004Z2010-03-19T01:43:27.286Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6LM2caYFZI/AAAAAAAADYU/GA18H7AXAVE/s1600-h/889-father-babysitter.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450143734783546770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6LM2caYFZI/AAAAAAAADYU/GA18H7AXAVE/s400/889-father-babysitter.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff33;"> Fixe, é dia de receber miminhos da filharada.</span></strong></div><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff33;">E o benfas, hum?!!! Os maiores pá!!!</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4525360002244616273?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-10183408097233320362010-03-18T01:04:00.001Z2010-03-18T01:07:37.400Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6F8TUPH0hI/AAAAAAAADYM/2UDRdPGzUy8/s1600-h/capacete.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449773695386505746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 384px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 357px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S6F8TUPH0hI/AAAAAAAADYM/2UDRdPGzUy8/s400/capacete.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"> Acho muito bem! Não vá cair uma carrada de tijolos e estragar o carrapito...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1018340809723332036?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-46816464852177817822010-03-13T01:59:00.006Z2010-03-13T02:18:55.968Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5rxhqpuIaI/AAAAAAAADYE/DrktVaho7yg/s1600-h/baptism_cartoon_394865.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 305px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447932259945292194" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5rxhqpuIaI/AAAAAAAADYE/DrktVaho7yg/s400/baptism_cartoon_394865.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong> A propósito de um baptizado a que vamos hoje e no decorrer do jantar de um dia desta semana, descreviamos ao meu mais velho (11 anos) a cerimónia em si. Quando chegámos à parte do banhinho de água benta, exclamou espantado:</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>- Epá coitado!... Vai ficar todo queimado!!!</strong></span></em></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;"><strong>É no que dá tanta vampiragem...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4681646485217781782?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-22297969880993510322010-03-11T01:32:00.002Z2010-03-11T01:36:54.044Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5hIb6otxBI/AAAAAAAADX8/F0tdDxfAclU/s1600-h/baile.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447183393738310674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 264px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5hIb6otxBI/AAAAAAAADX8/F0tdDxfAclU/s400/baile.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"> Hoje vou encher a pança de bifanas/jolas e ver o benfas a dar bailarico aos franciús.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2229796988099351032?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-20053138426553741422010-03-09T01:10:00.002Z2010-03-09T01:18:00.666Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5WgJjBABXI/AAAAAAAADX0/G6MrayUn3BQ/s1600-h/surprise2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 279px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446435410253186418" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5WgJjBABXI/AAAAAAAADX0/G6MrayUn3BQ/s400/surprise2.jpg" /></a> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Esqueci-me de postar uma mariquice no dia da mulher...</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;"><strong>Redimindo-me, mando beijinhos às gaijas todas. São todas lindas, todas, todas...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2005313842655374142?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-48829276298595017412010-03-05T11:57:00.002Z2010-03-05T12:00:06.406Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5Dxz2-GbAI/AAAAAAAADXs/fl2b0fAJbgM/s1600-h/53%2520Horses%2520Be%2520Crazy.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 350px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445117822722534402" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S5Dxz2-GbAI/AAAAAAAADXs/fl2b0fAJbgM/s400/53%2520Horses%2520Be%2520Crazy.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;"> Tãããããooooo booooommmmm!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4882927629859501741?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-84325949076536675812010-03-01T01:55:00.002Z2010-03-01T02:00:36.062Z<div align="center"><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S4seu1c6MtI/AAAAAAAADXk/tIyrrLULhJc/s1600-h/nem+eu.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443478364578525906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 158px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S4seu1c6MtI/AAAAAAAADXk/tIyrrLULhJc/s400/nem+eu.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;"><strong> Ups...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8432594907653667581?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-83456837153510198402010-02-23T01:08:00.003Z2010-02-23T01:14:09.573Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S4MqvAxa6dI/AAAAAAAADXc/dDx8CV0opA0/s1600-h/00036974.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 310px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441239761943194066" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S4MqvAxa6dI/AAAAAAAADXc/dDx8CV0opA0/s400/00036974.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"> Psssttt... psssttt... o carnaval já acabou méne. Bute lá tirar esse bigodinho postiço. Dá-te um ar chunga pá...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8345683715351019840?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-72639119096266659742010-02-20T02:57:00.003Z2010-02-20T23:18:07.667Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S39PveKQkSI/AAAAAAAADXU/axKBR4Elj8M/s1600-h/ganda+pinta+de+radio.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440154551855386914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 278px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S39PveKQkSI/AAAAAAAADXU/axKBR4Elj8M/s400/ganda+pinta+de+radio.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;"> Só não curto o rádio...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7263911909626665974?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-29704026295397546192010-02-14T01:52:00.002Z2010-02-14T01:58:26.944Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S3dXf-kZFAI/AAAAAAAADXM/8JVpG6SeG3E/s1600-h/belo+casal.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437911281956361218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 279px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S3dXf-kZFAI/AAAAAAAADXM/8JVpG6SeG3E/s400/belo+casal.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Hoje é dia de S. Valentim, patrono dos <s>comerciantes</s> namorados.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcccc;">Este ano coincide com o Carnaval, o que é bom para aqueles gajos que sempre desejaram dar uma vestidos de Zorro.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2970402629539754619?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-28587360402469931812010-02-03T12:36:00.002Z2010-02-03T12:41:23.014Z<div align="center"><a href="http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9175/loolkk.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 217px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 282px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9175/loolkk.gif" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#009900;"><em> "Posso não perceber muito de bola, mas nas maracas sou o maior."</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2858736040246993181?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-40511904284734447602010-01-31T23:45:00.005Z2010-02-01T00:32:49.288Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S2YezB2PSyI/AAAAAAAADXE/zKk8oOJ4Vw8/s1600-h/knBEER_wideweb__470x291,0.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433063862487173922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 248px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S2YezB2PSyI/AAAAAAAADXE/zKk8oOJ4Vw8/s400/knBEER_wideweb__470x291,0.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">O tasco está de parabéns.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Faz hoje 4 anos que comecei a espalhar <s>parvoíce</s> magia pela blogosfera.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4051190428473444760?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-43955314042278162082010-01-25T01:16:00.000Z2010-01-25T01:22:02.772Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S1zyAGTCTlI/AAAAAAAADW8/yyFxDBOvoa4/s1600-h/ouch.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430481334206352978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 298px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S1zyAGTCTlI/AAAAAAAADW8/yyFxDBOvoa4/s400/ouch.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;"><strong> ... basicamente isto!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4395531404227816208?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-63342715476256349812010-01-21T18:12:00.002Z2010-01-21T18:20:15.709Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S1iZkD6y91I/AAAAAAAADW0/PPfDQXIcA8o/s1600-h/porrada.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 367px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 350px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429258195601389394" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S1iZkD6y91I/AAAAAAAADW0/PPfDQXIcA8o/s400/porrada.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;"> Opá, estou em estado de choque... fogo, não pode ser... o Sá Pinto?!!! Não estava nada à espera, é que nunca imaginei! Um gajo cria uma certa imagem da pessoa e vai na volta...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6334271547625634981?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-4812830763825467122010-01-14T01:20:00.002Z2010-01-14T01:28:13.697Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S05yVC72nOI/AAAAAAAADWs/EGidR7tsYDc/s1600-h/00037729.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426400306918759650" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S05yVC72nOI/AAAAAAAADWs/EGidR7tsYDc/s400/00037729.jpg" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">Parece que desde que foi apanhado naquela festinha em Madrid, o Malato só come croissants destes.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-481283076382546712?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-58412980895233380222010-01-11T01:24:00.002Z2010-01-11T01:48:22.682Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0p-B3Grc9I/AAAAAAAADWk/f261JI9vql0/s1600-h/ticharte.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425287271558116306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 244px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0p-B3Grc9I/AAAAAAAADWk/f261JI9vql0/s400/ticharte.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;"> ... me sinto com cara de pila!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5841298089523338022?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-91523417343937360162010-01-08T01:22:00.006Z2010-01-08T01:57:20.613Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0aJiHCliBI/AAAAAAAADWc/p2KIjbQ7vZo/s1600-h/Postal+Natal+2009.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 281px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424174020312795154" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0aJiHCliBI/AAAAAAAADWc/p2KIjbQ7vZo/s400/Postal+Natal+2009.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Hoje há jantarada de Natal dos Hospitais. Este foi o nosso postal deste ano. Esta magnífica obra d'arte foi feita aqui pelo mangas e pelo <s>palhaço que me meteu hoje de prevenção ao bloco</s> meu querido e amado chefe. Ilustra a costumeira azáfama da nossa sala de espera, que contamos vazia lá mais para o fim do dia, esperando eu ainda que a merda do bloco operatório não me fornique a janta.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-9152341734393736016?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-77777608075259912402010-01-05T12:20:00.004Z2010-01-05T23:17:05.830Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0MusJtfFAI/AAAAAAAADWU/B1jXFoxIrP8/s1600-h/flumask.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423229712340030466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/S0MusJtfFAI/AAAAAAAADWU/B1jXFoxIrP8/s400/flumask.JPG" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> Por outro lado, é de saudar o aumento do consumo de roupa interior de algodão.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7777760807525991240?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-88322810352421895602009-12-31T02:04:00.004Z2009-12-31T02:20:14.323Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzwGxugAhRI/AAAAAAAADWM/YVFIkxaQeao/s1600-h/2010.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421215502812874002" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 277px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzwGxugAhRI/AAAAAAAADWM/YVFIkxaQeao/s400/2010.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Já há uns anos que me baldo aquela cena das 12 passas. Quando os putos nasceram tal terrivel tradição tornou-se humanamente impossivel: de 12 passaram a 24!!! Acho que ainda alinhei um ano mas jurei para nunca mais, exactamente no dia seguinte, quanto estava sentado na sanita sofrendo cólicas horriveis enquanto me via livre de um carradão de grainhas.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">A generosa moçoila do sexy vestido preto está com ar de quem já andou metida na passa...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Bom Ano rapaziada, saúdinha da boa!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8832281035242189560?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85179734035224259472009-12-27T23:53:00.000Z2009-12-28T01:56:08.770Z<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzgPzErnUaI/AAAAAAAADWE/-N6a4tM4GwI/s1600-h/00037590.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420099521644810658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 306px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzgPzErnUaI/AAAAAAAADWE/-N6a4tM4GwI/s400/00037590.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8517973403522425947?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-23296987486120528672009-12-24T15:40:00.003Z2009-12-24T15:59:10.326Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzOMV7JAu1I/AAAAAAAADV8/rlzproVdH6s/s1600-h/00037503.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 187px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418829084937468754" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SzOMV7JAu1I/AAAAAAAADV8/rlzproVdH6s/s400/00037503.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"> Feliz Natal malta!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2329698748612052867?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-65911915092481333472009-12-21T00:33:00.004Z2009-12-21T00:55:22.118Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sy7Chp1ox1I/AAAAAAAADV0/EoAImpiPavY/s1600-h/13835_1228977577980_1635301622_572576_4726011_n.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417481285195581266" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sy7Chp1ox1I/AAAAAAAADV0/EoAImpiPavY/s400/13835_1228977577980_1635301622_572576_4726011_n.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>É daqueles começos de semana em que eu e a maioria dos portugueses andamos de sorriso nos lábios. Chuva e frio?!!! Que se lixe a chuva e o frio que a vida é bela.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Para os que não se sentem assim, existem as competentes pastilhas. Nem é preciso receita médica nem nada...</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6591191509248133347?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-50988217436366129062009-12-14T01:55:00.000Z2009-12-14T01:57:23.570Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SyWbPd9XrkI/AAAAAAAADVs/af8JcsH-29w/s1600-h/elise-funny-face.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414904817025265218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 310px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SyWbPd9XrkI/AAAAAAAADVs/af8JcsH-29w/s400/elise-funny-face.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> Não curto 2ªs feiras nem com molho de tomate.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5098821743636612906?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-61318189283681005652009-12-10T11:44:00.005Z2009-12-10T11:50:18.704Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SyDfXqd8VjI/AAAAAAAADVk/YLc4adnr7m8/s1600-h/00037191.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 179px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413572349729199666" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SyDfXqd8VjI/AAAAAAAADVk/YLc4adnr7m8/s400/00037191.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">Vou ali escrever um livro num instantinho.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">Pode ser que ganhe o Nobel da Literatura.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6131818928368100565?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-48299535032589397582009-12-04T01:02:00.003Z2009-12-04T01:08:18.823Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxhfyhlBavI/AAAAAAAADVc/vckzlAz2feI/s1600-h/00037414.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411180273897401074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 180px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxhfyhlBavI/AAAAAAAADVc/vckzlAz2feI/s400/00037414.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffcc99;"> (click on) </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ffcc99;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;"><strong>Farmvilles é coisa de meninos!</strong></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4829953503258939758?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-59023398054207933302009-12-01T01:48:00.001Z2009-12-01T01:52:26.962Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxR2GzL5rcI/AAAAAAAADVU/OvclmVq_boE/s1600/odivelaas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410078911570226626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 179px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxR2GzL5rcI/AAAAAAAADVU/OvclmVq_boE/s400/odivelaas.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#99ffff;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#99ffff;">(Clica na foto)</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#99ffff;">Conjuntivite suína!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5902339805420793330?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-38481270996226788932009-11-28T04:01:00.002Z2009-11-29T00:54:37.901Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxCgwF2sIvI/AAAAAAAADVM/XjHNBR_cX0w/s1600/902271_090820113404_lion_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408999900537692914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SxCgwF2sIvI/AAAAAAAADVM/XjHNBR_cX0w/s400/902271_090820113404_lion_2.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"> Está um dia bonito para tirar a pele ao leãzinho e fazer um tapete.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Adenda</strong>: afinal parece que não...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3848127099622678893?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-76157605204224372942009-11-23T01:34:00.002Z2009-11-23T01:38:34.066Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Swnm5YxQooI/AAAAAAAADVE/eWKtKxfS8dc/s1600/91%2520Surgeon%2520Getting%2520Pumped.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407106701210985090" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Swnm5YxQooI/AAAAAAAADVE/eWKtKxfS8dc/s400/91%2520Surgeon%2520Getting%2520Pumped.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> Bora lá pá!!! </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Sem medos...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7615760520422437294?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-86967899992079509702009-11-19T00:40:00.003Z2009-11-19T00:47:12.821Z<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SwSUv0dhz8I/AAAAAAAADU8/NlW7CRsvksg/s1600/bigode+tuga.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 229px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405609002008694722" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SwSUv0dhz8I/AAAAAAAADU8/NlW7CRsvksg/s400/bigode+tuga.jpg" /></a> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 130px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 130px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://ritachambino.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/purple-hippo2.gif" /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Até o Popoto festejou!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8696789999207950970?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-13662008690922171292009-11-14T03:39:00.003Z2009-11-14T03:47:24.737Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sv4nuvr6JwI/AAAAAAAADU0/Aidki8zPg-8/s1600-h/cavaco.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403800286919272194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 283px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sv4nuvr6JwI/AAAAAAAADU0/Aidki8zPg-8/s400/cavaco.bmp" border="0" /></a><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403798860242988210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 189px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 91px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sv4mbs5xrLI/AAAAAAAADUs/Em33AmKvW5o/s400/portugal+bosnia.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Vá lá rapaziada, façam com que o Cavaquito tenha razão pelo menos uma vez na vida.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1366200869092217129?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-8349014231679337532009-11-10T01:41:00.006Z2009-11-10T01:50:03.989Z<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SvjFMV3jdSI/AAAAAAAADUk/dn-ZISVSoEY/s1600-h/orelha.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 370px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402284568850167074" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SvjFMV3jdSI/AAAAAAAADUk/dn-ZISVSoEY/s400/orelha.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quem é que está a jogar à bola pa'caraças e dá a sensação que isto vai ser tipo como limpar o cu a meninos? Quem?... hum?... hum?...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-834901423167933753?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-37256759910033815162009-11-05T01:45:00.012Z2009-11-05T02:13:15.825Z<div align="justify"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 358px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400429879338933058" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SvIuXNBnG0I/AAAAAAAADUU/vcVGID1nKT4/s400/giro+era+o+gajo+sacar+um+coelho.jpg" /><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;"><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">- Estará a mudar a correia de distribuição?</span></strong></div><span style="font-size:130%;">- Estará a pedir o saldo no multibanco?</span></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">- Estará a sacar um coelho da cartola?</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">- Estará a pôr o telemóvel a carregar?</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">- Estará a tirar umas imperiais?</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">- Estará a verificar o pH?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3725675991003381516?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-14120069521674055582009-11-02T01:28:00.000Z2009-11-02T01:30:47.283Z<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Su41-sb91FI/AAAAAAAADUM/d8fogqfrogQ/s1600-h/61%2520Abominable%2520Bubble%2520Man.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399312354460423250" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Su41-sb91FI/AAAAAAAADUM/d8fogqfrogQ/s400/61%2520Abominable%2520Bubble%2520Man.jpg" /></a><span id="profile_status"><span id="status_text"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9966;">F%&amp;"-€£ lá as 2ªs feiras...</span></strong></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1412006952167405558?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-31544616385133298432009-10-31T02:22:00.002Z2009-10-31T02:25:45.714Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Suuff1xYvYI/AAAAAAAADUE/FwYauM9tnsA/s1600-h/65%2520Emo%2520Cow%2520is%2520the%2520New%2520MySpace%2520Look.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 338px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398583947692653954" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Suuff1xYvYI/AAAAAAAADUE/FwYauM9tnsA/s400/65%2520Emo%2520Cow%2520is%2520the%2520New%2520MySpace%2520Look.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> Para os emos é halloween todos os dias, certo?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3154461638513329843?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-53539131419338896002009-10-29T01:59:00.003Z2009-10-29T02:03:58.031Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Suj3XWot0HI/AAAAAAAADT8/25njmsuLPoY/s1600-h/62%2520Boot%2520Head.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 380px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397836133988946034" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Suj3XWot0HI/AAAAAAAADT8/25njmsuLPoY/s400/62%2520Boot%2520Head.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"><strong> Quando este amigo vai ao cabeleireiro pede para lhe porem meias-solas?</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5353913141933889600?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-80239368961686101932009-10-24T03:19:00.001+01:002009-10-24T03:34:55.833+01:00<div align="justify"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395963558114800690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 305px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SuJQRF5itDI/AAAAAAAADT0/Dxmh4r3_AC8/s400/funny-music.jpg" border="0" /> <strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Há já uns tempos que não respondia a desafios mas a </span></strong><a href="http://tweety-pequenascoisas.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="color:#ffcc99;">Tweety</span></strong></a><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;"> foi persistente e dos vários que me lançou escolhi este que achei giro. Basicamente consiste em responder a questões com nomes de músicas. Ora aqui vai...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">És homem ou mulher? <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">H2homem - Clã</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Descreve-te: <span style="color:#ff9900;"><em>Sou um cromo - A Fúria do Açúcar</em></span></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">O que é que as pessoas acham de ti: <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Paquiderme magrinho - Feromona</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Como é que descreverias o teu último relacionamento amoroso? </span><span style="color:#ff9900;"><em>Num filme sempre pop - Ban</em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Descreve a tua actual relação com o(a) teu(tua) namorado(a) ou pretendente: <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Quase perfeito - Donna Maria</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Onde é que querias estar agora? <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Terra dos sonhos - Jorge Palma</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">O que pensas em relação ao amor? <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">Carraspana - Peste &amp; Sida</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Como é a tua vida? <em><span style="color:#ff9900;">É um jogo - Mão Morta</span></em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">O que pedirias se pudesses pedir apenas um desejo? </span><span style="color:#ff9900;"><em>Só mais um começo - Pluto</em></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">Escreve uma frase sábia: </span><span style="color:#ff9900;"><em>O algodão não engana - Tara Perdida</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8023936896168610193?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-16311312150938880802009-10-20T01:46:00.002+01:002009-10-20T01:50:03.094+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/St0IkmCeK_I/AAAAAAAADTs/YSiRSKs_TU0/s1600-h/seguran%C3%A7a_trabalho.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 306px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394477353438948338" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/St0IkmCeK_I/AAAAAAAADTs/YSiRSKs_TU0/s400/seguran%C3%A7a_trabalho.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Atenção re-re-re-redobrada contra a gripe coiso.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1631131215093888080?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-53309571979400429012009-10-15T01:12:00.005+01:002009-10-16T10:02:44.682+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StZo_US81NI/AAAAAAAADTk/wqy6JgX8230/s1600-h/00035266.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 268px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392613040811988178" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StZo_US81NI/AAAAAAAADTk/wqy6JgX8230/s400/00035266.jpg" /></a> <em>- Pai, existe o número dois mil e zero?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Não filha! Existe o dois mil, dois mil e um, dois mil e dois e por aí fora...</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Mas ó pai... os números nunca acabam?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Não amor, vem sempre outro a seguir.</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Papá, sabes contar até cem?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Sei pois... e tu?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Não, só sei até trinta. Ó pai, quando tu tiveres cem anos é uma boa idade pra morreres?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Minha querida, cem anos é uma excelente idade para eu morrer.</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Descascas-me uma cenoura?</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Claro princesa!</em></div>..................................................................................<br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">A minha mais nova, essa maravilhosa conversadora, completa hoje 6 anos.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Parabéns princesa!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5330957197940042901?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-90794589995336068752009-10-14T01:49:00.008+01:002009-10-14T02:11:25.337+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StUgVuEfe8I/AAAAAAAADTc/ZCYwRoVtqq4/s1600-h/00003608.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 307px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 391px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392251686362250178" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StUgVuEfe8I/AAAAAAAADTc/ZCYwRoVtqq4/s400/00003608.jpg" /></a><em> - Pai, hoje depois da aula de E. Física tomei banho de cuecas.</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- De cuecas?!!! Então porquê pá?...</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Ó pai... então?...</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Não me digas que é por causa dos pelitos aí na zona do...?!!!</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Claro, os outros miúdos não têm...</em></div><div align="justify"><em>- Ah, ok... fizeste bem filho.</em></div><div align="justify"><em>..................................................................................</em></div><div align="justify"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></em></strong></div><div align="justify"><em><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></em></div><div align="justify"><em><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></em></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O meu mais velho, esse grande humanista, completa hoje 11 anos.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Parabéns puto!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-9079458999533606875?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85555791227818795672009-10-12T01:36:00.002+01:002009-10-12T01:42:19.030+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StJ6L7BJmkI/AAAAAAAADTU/7OACCug_JHE/s1600-h/contentes.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391506049155570242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 348px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/StJ6L7BJmkI/AAAAAAAADTU/7OACCug_JHE/s400/contentes.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;"> É sempre delicioso assistir às declarações de vitória de todos os partidos representativos. É que ninguém perdeu pá.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;"></span></strong> </div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;">A mim passa-me logo o sorriso quando penso que é o começo de mais uma semana...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8555579122781879567?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-31313839213590737402009-10-08T01:24:00.003+01:002009-10-08T01:31:52.714+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Ss0yQodrjSI/AAAAAAAADTM/nkwiEG7CyxU/s1600-h/emailjokes_44522_1-image001.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390019590353554722" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Ss0yQodrjSI/AAAAAAAADTM/nkwiEG7CyxU/s400/emailjokes_44522_1-image001.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> ... mas não deve ser suína porque não tenho os sintomas todos!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3131383921359073740?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-75565953238435666942009-10-03T01:41:00.002+01:002009-10-03T02:22:21.604+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://i35.tinypic.com/2s67w94.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://i35.tinypic.com/2s67w94.gif" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Por pessoal analogia, esta coreografia festiva acenta que nem uma luva a este fim de semana prolongado. Tal como os artistas, são 3 os dias de folga da generalidade da malta. As miúdas apresentam fantástico desempenho, já o do gordo 4 olhos chinoca é para lá de sofrível. Para mim o bacano representa o sábado, já que hoje vou bulir o dia inteiro. Pior seria ter aquela cara...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7556595323843566694?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-83751676607302930262009-09-30T01:52:00.001+01:002009-09-30T01:55:41.915+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SsKr7_0EiZI/AAAAAAAADTE/-UZlRK7aoGw/s1600-h/ATT00001mm.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 296px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387057151519000978" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SsKr7_0EiZI/AAAAAAAADTE/-UZlRK7aoGw/s400/ATT00001mm.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> Estes gajos do Ikea inventam com cada cena...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8375167660730293026?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-39660922690004557982009-09-28T11:55:00.003+01:002009-09-28T12:03:21.522+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SsCWT2pGmfI/AAAAAAAADS8/xJuWZ6W-fKg/s1600-h/casamento-1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 302px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386470422164707826" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SsCWT2pGmfI/AAAAAAAADS8/xJuWZ6W-fKg/s400/casamento-1.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> ... que esta aventura começou.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Até agora não temos estado mal, pois não môra?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3966092269000455798?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-61836712236279649492009-09-25T01:28:00.004+01:002009-09-25T02:17:05.162+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrwO53hteTI/AAAAAAAADS0/vqKxyyy8F6Q/s1600-h/rockkk.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385195641748945202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 269px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrwO53hteTI/AAAAAAAADS0/vqKxyyy8F6Q/s400/rockkk.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;"> Bem, as 2 semaninhas de férias domésticas já estão quase no fim. Não se pode dizer que tenha sido descanso à séria porque com os piolhos nas aulas um gajo passa a vida a fazer de taxista. O fogão novo está montado, as rachas das paredes estão tapadas, ou seja, os objectivos foram alcançados.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;">Para finalizar em grande, hoje entregamos a filharada à avózinha senhora minha mãe e, até domingo meninos, portem-se bem, não dêm cabo da velha, que os papás vão curtir umas rockalhadas.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6183671223627964949?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-41934095958280989242009-09-22T01:04:00.002+01:002009-09-22T01:36:37.316+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrgVBUKbebI/AAAAAAAADSs/QQJ6hcckS70/s1600-h/evolucemu.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384076466857933234" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 198px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrgVBUKbebI/AAAAAAAADSs/QQJ6hcckS70/s400/evolucemu.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"><strong> Afinal, a gripe suína parece ser algo natural.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4193409595828098924?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-8786538215303189152009-09-16T02:20:00.003+01:002009-09-16T02:24:22.732+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrA9q1PCw3I/AAAAAAAADSk/_1EtWXuO1f8/s1600-h/00036801.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381869360761717618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 298px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SrA9q1PCw3I/AAAAAAAADSk/_1EtWXuO1f8/s400/00036801.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc6600;"> Fusga-se, tudo a querer malhar no preto...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-878653821530318915?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-77165653471934312082009-09-14T02:21:00.004+01:002009-09-14T02:45:51.961+01:00<div align="justify"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381127284365676034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 322px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sq2awTPHTgI/AAAAAAAADSc/oIdsIzZFp3o/s400/2570608134_385b2ab131.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">Hoje começam as aulas. O mais velho segue tranquilo para o 6º ano. A minha princesa, que parece que nasceu ontem, vai para o 1º.<br /><br /></span></strong><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">Por falar em aulas, aqui o mangas só volta para a "escola" daqui a 15 dias.</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;">Férias!!!</span></strong><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 40px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 24px" alt="" src="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 40px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 24px" alt="" src="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif"><img style="WIDTH: 40px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 24px" alt="" src="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.forumsons.com/style_emoticons/default/cc.gif"></a></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7716565347193431208?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-81579600476273756212009-09-10T02:24:00.002+01:002009-09-10T02:28:03.931+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SqhVYvybndI/AAAAAAAADSU/DEeTrA9LpOg/s1600-h/111159301XIPuaQ_ph.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379643638527270354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 273px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SqhVYvybndI/AAAAAAAADSU/DEeTrA9LpOg/s400/111159301XIPuaQ_ph.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc6600;"> No mínimo umas 17 sessões na Clinica do Pêlo e mesmo assim duvido...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8157960047627375621?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-10958483543633948012009-09-08T01:55:00.009+01:002009-09-10T00:36:35.952+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://i28.tinypic.com/11azerd.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 230px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i28.tinypic.com/11azerd.gif" border="0" /></a><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">"Seria inaceitável não vir à Madeira que é um exemplo típico de um bastião inamovível do PSD, que é um exemplo do bom governo do PSD, é o local do continente e das ilhas, de todo o Portugal, em que a política social-democrata tem mais efeitos visíveis no que é o êxito, o progresso, o desenvolvimento e bem-estar das pessoas"</span></em></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="right"><span style="color:#ff6600;">Manuela Ferreira Leite</span></div><div align="justify"> </div><div align="right"><span style="color:#ff6600;"></span></div><div align="right"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;"><strong>Já não bastava ter 'engolido' o Santana para a câmara de Lisboa, a giraça da Manelinha saiu-se agora com esta ao visitar a Madeira em campanha para as legislativas.</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;"><strong>A política é uma coisinha tão nojenta, quase tanto como o penteado desta pobre senhora.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1095848354363394801?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-63889403490244953642009-09-05T02:12:00.005+01:002009-09-08T02:01:14.254+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SqG7LOGfkLI/AAAAAAAADSM/7vKk4LSajRQ/s1600-h/laurentinodias1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377785231495368882" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SqG7LOGfkLI/AAAAAAAADSM/7vKk4LSajRQ/s400/laurentinodias1.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Se um cidadão naturalizado pode votar para o Governo e Presidente da República, também poderá participar numa selecção nacional, se para tal for convocado."</em></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="right"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Laurentino Dias</span></div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>O melhor cabelo deste governo sabe o que diz. Vamos a eles Portugal!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6388940349024495364?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-48636361707715228542009-09-02T01:12:00.007+01:002009-09-02T02:03:43.239+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sp2_22wwSCI/AAAAAAAADSE/kn-K4J8m5Ps/s1600-h/i_love_codfish_heart_custom_personalized_tshirt-p235065891697004819qiuw_400.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376664479284086818" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sp2_22wwSCI/AAAAAAAADSE/kn-K4J8m5Ps/s400/i_love_codfish_heart_custom_personalized_tshirt-p235065891697004819qiuw_400.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ffcc99;">O episódio que vos conto passou-se há dias no Modelo e mete bacalhau. O fiel amigo constava da lista de compras e como tal, lá fui eu até à peixaria. Não estando ninguém por atender nos frescos e estando apenas um senhor à espera que a empregada lhe cortasse o demoradamente escolhido exemplar, saquei do 1º da pilha e abanquei perto da acção esperando a minha vez. Constatava eu pelo canto do olho o namorico entre uma velhota e um pargo mulato, quando este meu acto voyerista foi interrompido pela voz da profissional atendedora:<br /><br /><em>- Tirou uma senha?<br />- Epá, por acaso não tirei... é que não estava aqui mais ninguém...<br />- Olhe, então não o posso atender!<br />- Hum...?<br /></em><br />Mandei o bacalhau para cima de uma pilha deles qualquer e afastei-me furioso direito aos legumes. Seguindo o meu criterioso método de escolha, peguei na 1ª alface em que meti as mãos e foi nesse preciso momento que decidi que dali não sairia sem o meu bacalhau. Voltei para trás, passei pelos 2 ou 3 clientes que entretanto se tinham juntado à velha que afinal optou por xixarro, cheguei-me à cena das senhas e, sem exageros, saquei uns 3 metros de números dos quais me desembaracei junto à padaria. De bacalhau numa mão, com a senha 092 na outra e com um triunfante sorriso nos lábios, ouvi a atrasada mental chamar 30 e tal números em vão, até que chegou a minha vez.<br /><br />Desconfio que a pobre ignorante nem deu pela coisa, mas a mim soube-me bem...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4863636170771522854?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-38069586734559590812009-09-01T02:05:00.005+01:002009-09-01T02:35:32.541+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Spx59BYsicI/AAAAAAAADR8/neFesZkB2jw/s1600-h/benfica+renascido-400341.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 341px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376306144424528322" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Spx59BYsicI/AAAAAAAADR8/neFesZkB2jw/s400/benfica+renascido-400341.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc33;">Afinal até </span></strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkKXyxRqEzQ"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">foi </span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc33;">uma 2ª feira bem porreira... </span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3806958673455959081?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-5803785754493626782009-08-31T01:03:00.004+01:002009-08-31T01:20:34.679+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpsWKlzPsPI/AAAAAAAADRs/Oo70I3qrT-k/s1600-h/00036666.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 233px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375914951398371570" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpsWKlzPsPI/AAAAAAAADRs/Oo70I3qrT-k/s400/00036666.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"><em> Outla vez 2ª feila!!!</em></span></strong></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ff9900;">*Pala veles melhol as calas lindas, clica na fotoglafia pá</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-580378575449362678?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-71504677887509901372009-08-26T01:52:00.008+01:002009-08-26T02:43:28.674+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpSH6_InSGI/AAAAAAAADRc/TvbVYF3FL5c/s1600-h/titanic.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 328px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374069702809569378" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpSH6_InSGI/AAAAAAAADRc/TvbVYF3FL5c/s400/titanic.jpg" /></a><span style="color:#33cc00;"><em>"Aquilo que nós temos de fazer neste momento é tentarmos desligar-nos o mais possível daquilo que é externo à equipa. Às vezes dou este exemplo aos jogadores: aquilo que mais me enervou no filme Titanic foi quando os barcos iam a descer com as senhoras e as crianças e houve um indivíduo que se meteu no barco"</em><br /></span><div align="justify"></div><div align="right"><span style="color:#33cc00;">Paulo Bento</span></div><br /><div align="justify"></div><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Suponho que este discurso seja para moralizar as tropas. Espero, sinceramente, que lixem os italianos. Mas a questão que eu ponho é: será que este gajo viu o filme todo?!!! </span></strong><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">É que no fim aquela merda vai toda ao fundo...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Que cromo!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7150467788750990137?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-38712347392047798782009-08-24T02:45:00.004+01:002009-08-24T03:00:27.404+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpHww07Y86I/AAAAAAAADRM/m-B443aU6ws/s1600-h/sunburned2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 299px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 273px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373340552061842338" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SpHww07Y86I/AAAAAAAADRM/m-B443aU6ws/s400/sunburned2.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;">Quando vamos de férias, a minha esponja amantissima decide sempre fazer-me uns belos desenhos nas costas com o creme protector. Eu bem lhe digo para espalhar bem aquela cena mas o resultado é sempre o mesmo: riscos, bolas e sorte tenho eu que não se tenha ainda passado de vez da tola e ter-me desenhado um belo besugo nos costados. Como as férias já se foram há que tempos e a arte abstracta já tinha desaparecido por completo, ontem fui à praia e decidi que não havia cá creminhos para ninguém.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9966;">Resultado: estou aqui que nem posso...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3871234739204779878?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-27958709363304515632009-08-20T02:43:00.002+01:002009-08-20T02:48:04.891+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoyqjVKrXAI/AAAAAAAADRE/cpUYV3h4WeM/s1600-h/drunk.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371855979500231682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 323px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoyqjVKrXAI/AAAAAAAADRE/cpUYV3h4WeM/s400/drunk.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Hoje vejo em casa.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Frigas carregadíssimo!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2795870936330451563?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-25097037005212725492009-08-18T01:42:00.004+01:002009-08-18T02:00:45.337+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Son5KBkVHvI/AAAAAAAADQ8/TMgSaoj_SEE/s1600-h/GalleryPic2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 285px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371097981230849778" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Son5KBkVHvI/AAAAAAAADQ8/TMgSaoj_SEE/s400/GalleryPic2.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> Parece que já apareceu o tal cargueiro que andava desaparecido há 2 semanas.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Desapareceu dos radares a 28 de Julho e devia ter chegado à Argélia a 4 de Agosto. O navio finlandês de tripulação russa foi entretanto encontrado ao largo de Cabo Verde.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Ainda não se sabem as razões para o que aconteceu mas tudo parece indicar que a culpa foi da vodka.</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2509703700521272549?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-47827784564634882832009-08-17T01:47:00.004+01:002009-08-17T01:56:33.989+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoiovIM1HpI/AAAAAAAADQ0/7J0pHZszObk/s1600-h/61%2520All%2520in%2520a%2520Days%2520Work.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 315px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370728083247931026" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoiovIM1HpI/AAAAAAAADQ0/7J0pHZszObk/s400/61%2520All%2520in%2520a%2520Days%2520Work.jpg" /></a></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">É pegar na cana e enfrentar a puta da 2ª feira...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4782778456463488283?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-49925152040349574912009-08-14T01:54:00.003+01:002009-08-14T02:04:12.583+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoS11aPs7zI/AAAAAAAADQs/p6cULxykHVg/s1600-h/75%2520Goop%2520Monster.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 270px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369616584915349298" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoS11aPs7zI/AAAAAAAADQs/p6cULxykHVg/s400/75%2520Goop%2520Monster.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffccff;"> Que braseiro do caraças!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4992515204034957491?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-68269438096697983412009-08-12T01:31:00.010+01:002009-08-12T02:12:28.037+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoINfuXjCoI/AAAAAAAADQk/YaIH9jFYNeI/s1600-h/bata.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368868544452954754" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SoINfuXjCoI/AAAAAAAADQk/YaIH9jFYNeI/s400/bata.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;"> Interpretar correctamente a sinalética de uma qualquer repartição de finanças ou loja do cidadão não está ao alcance de qualquer um. A maioria das vezes é uma verdadeira aventura.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;">A dificuldade inicial é sabermos onde nos devemos dirigir para o assunto tal. Quando finalmente conseguimos dar com a coisa, tiramos a senha e esperamos pelo atendimento. Quando chega a nossa vez, somos informados que temos de comprar e preencher o impresso x e lá vamos nós tirar mais uma senha para a sua compra. Obviamente que depois de comprado e preenchido temos de tirar outra senha para a fila dos que já têm o impresso comprado e preenchido. Depois de mais uma espera, somos atendidos e informados que já só falta esperar mais um pouco pelo despacho do tal documento. Nesta fase o melhor é, para não perdermos tempo, irmos tirando a senha para o balcão onde nos entregam o bendito documento. Quando finalmente o tal papelito nos cai nas unhas, já só falta dar um salto até à tesouraria, tirar a senha e, chegada a nossa vez, efectuarmos o devido pagamento.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ffff33;">Fácil, não?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-6826943809669798341?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-90589753711537468002009-08-10T01:40:00.002+01:002009-08-10T01:44:17.386+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7024/agrafado.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7024/agrafado.gif" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;"> As 2ªs feiras são mesmo do piorio.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">O que me safa é que não uso gravata...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-9058975371153746800?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-35923467048288585202009-08-08T02:57:00.002+01:002009-08-08T03:03:15.203+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SnzbnSpFEzI/AAAAAAAADQc/taL14Bq6NAk/s1600-h/benfas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367406323984306994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SnzbnSpFEzI/AAAAAAAADQc/taL14Bq6NAk/s400/benfas.jpg" border="0" /></a><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Ser Benfiquista</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>É ter na alma a chama imensa</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Que nos conquista</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>E leva à palma a luz intensa</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Do sol que lá no céu</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Risonho vem beijar</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Com orgulho muito seu</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>As camisolas berrantes</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Que nos campos a vibrar</strong></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>São papoilas saltitantes.</strong></span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3592346704828858520?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85879724693260889352009-08-07T04:00:00.005+01:002009-08-07T04:05:12.318+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SnuY-2KzmSI/AAAAAAAADQU/KfEs8lGhoP8/s1600-h/isaltinooo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367051586402228514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SnuY-2KzmSI/AAAAAAAADQU/KfEs8lGhoP8/s400/isaltinooo.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;"> Que se passa com este país onde até os políticos corruptos já são condenados?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8587972469326088935?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85393359737209821482009-08-05T04:01:00.005+01:002009-08-05T15:55:55.044+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Snj25V8munI/AAAAAAAADQM/tkoF8so5pVk/s1600-h/85%2520Melonheads.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 251px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366310421016263282" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Snj25V8munI/AAAAAAAADQM/tkoF8so5pVk/s400/85%2520Melonheads.jpg" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;">Apesar de ser lampião até à 5ª casa, fiquei obviamente satisfeito pela brilhante <em>(cof cof cof)</em> passagem do cebordingue à eliminatória seguinte. Confesso que tive pena dos pobres holandeses, vergados pela supremacia do miserável jogo leonino.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33cc00;">É que não jogaram um cuzinho...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8539335973720982148?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85259536877561465512009-08-03T03:03:00.004+01:002009-08-03T13:51:39.565+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1215/271q.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 167px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 158px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1215/271q.gif" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Uma cena que me acontece quando regresso de vacances é vir cheio de pica.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc99;">Mas sei que me vai passar depressa, assim tipo daqui a bocado...</span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8525953687756146551?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-38529195274356269352009-07-18T04:38:00.001+01:002009-07-18T04:44:55.130+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://i26.tinypic.com/35krfw7.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 270px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i26.tinypic.com/35krfw7.gif" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffff66;"><em>Yes!!!</em></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffff66;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffff66;">Até daqui a 2 semanas...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3852919527435626935?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-41246601538218216962009-07-16T01:00:00.005+01:002009-07-16T01:38:12.196+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sl5t0dxAI5I/AAAAAAAADP8/t8uxxMw_K-0/s1600-h/wtf-pics-do-not-want.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358841354728252306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 247px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sl5t0dxAI5I/AAAAAAAADP8/t8uxxMw_K-0/s400/wtf-pics-do-not-want.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;"> Falam muito do aquecimento global, que o planeta está cada vez mais quente...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;">Epá, não vou dizer que é mentira, mas o mesmo não se passa com a temperatura da água do mar. Assistimos impávidos e serenos ao arrefecimento global da águinha da praia. À medida que os anos vão passando, vou dando conta do agravamento desta situação. Dos dias inteiros com o cu de molho da meninice, passando pelas várias horas na cacholada da juventude, cheguei ao ponto de lá ir apenas dar a mija e bazar tremelicando.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#99ffff;">Mas a isto não ligam esses tais cientistas...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4124660153821821696?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-32008017152323831612009-07-15T01:07:00.002+01:002009-07-15T01:27:17.826+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sl0d93Hm9kI/AAAAAAAADP0/EbNLRQLSk8o/s1600-h/00007722.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358472080245847618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 319px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sl0d93Hm9kI/AAAAAAAADP0/EbNLRQLSk8o/s400/00007722.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff66;"> Tenho de arranjar um tempinho para ir ao baieta tratar desta guedelha. Não posso ir de férias neste estado...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3200801715232383161?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-71818616477633649792009-07-14T01:32:00.005+01:002009-07-14T01:45:09.236+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlvSWg2yoWI/AAAAAAAADPs/BOntId65CUQ/s1600-h/legal+15.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 348px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358107465906037090" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlvSWg2yoWI/AAAAAAAADPs/BOntId65CUQ/s400/legal+15.jpg" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">Ontem enfiei no lixo um pacote inteirinho de linguas de veado cuja data de consumo só expirava em setembro.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;">O 1º a chamar-me velho é uma batata podre...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-7181861647763364979?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85536052143069131322009-07-13T01:54:00.002+01:002009-07-13T02:04:28.907+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlqGUyzhfYI/AAAAAAAADPk/YzsidpzDKNo/s1600-h/dave.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357742398504009090" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlqGUyzhfYI/AAAAAAAADPk/YzsidpzDKNo/s400/dave.jpg" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;">Ai não!...</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc99;">É só mais esta semaninha e bute lá de vacances...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8553605214306913132?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-30203415970542217472009-07-10T11:17:00.002+01:002009-07-10T11:22:52.608+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlcVXHI8TtI/AAAAAAAADPc/SU-st_LkbXk/s1600-h/funny_babies_pictures_06.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356773768578223826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 309px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlcVXHI8TtI/AAAAAAAADPc/SU-st_LkbXk/s400/funny_babies_pictures_06.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;"> Bem estou a precisar...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3020341597054221747?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-27513771513277672882009-07-08T01:22:00.005+01:002009-07-08T01:57:23.148+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlPpQiC8_wI/AAAAAAAADPU/YLGu5rNE0cU/s1600-h/pelungas+penca.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355880852100022018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlPpQiC8_wI/AAAAAAAADPU/YLGu5rNE0cU/s400/pelungas+penca.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ff9966;">Um dos grandes flagelos da humanidade é o exuberante crescimento dos indesejáveis pêlos nasais. É mais frequente nos homens extremamente bem-parecidos, principalmente a partir da meia-idade, ou seja, reúno todas as condições.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff9966;">Das várias técnicas que existem para a resolução deste enorme problema, uso a técnica do multi-arrancamento. No outro dia, depois de três ou quatro puxadelas com grande sucesso na narina direita, mandei-me feito bruto à esquerda e de uma vez arranquei um tufo de pelungas tipo rabo de cavalo. Confesso que por pouco não veio o olho atrás e que doeu como o caraças. Mas lá que é libertador, lá isso é...</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ff9966;">Durante 3 dias nem um macaquito consegui tirar. Dorido, dorido...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-2751377151327767288?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-6369363322550421952009-07-07T00:12:00.001+01:002009-07-07T00:16:35.368+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlKE-Yky2UI/AAAAAAAADPM/4nprRSJaqZ0/s1600-h/ronaldoooooooooosq8.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355489114180475202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 224px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlKE-Yky2UI/AAAAAAAADPM/4nprRSJaqZ0/s400/ronaldoooooooooosq8.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"> Não vai?!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-636936332255042195?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-16072783010022923122009-07-06T01:24:00.006+01:002009-07-06T01:45:35.897+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlFI4VjNodI/AAAAAAAADPE/ohSZgmEaK3w/s1600-h/madrid.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355141564614943186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 229px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SlFI4VjNodI/AAAAAAAADPE/ohSZgmEaK3w/s400/madrid.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;">Está tudo preparado para a apresentação do puto maravilha hoje em Madrid. Mais de 2.000 acreditações para a imprensa e transmissão televisiva em directo. Estão previstas cerca de 80.000 pessoas no estádio.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#ffcc66;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Opá... e eu que tenho de ir trabalhar... <em>(snif)</em></span></span></strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1607278301002292312?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-6084639625227052662009-07-03T01:30:00.006+01:002009-07-03T01:44:28.402+01:00<img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://picasion.com/pic11/c59822965434eddc5759c1aa2a263ada.gif" border="0" /><br /><div><div align="center"><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;">"De olhos vermelhos, de pêlo branquinho, dou saltos bem altos, eu sou um coelhinho..."</span></strong></em><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc9933;">Ó Pinho desculpa lá, tu és mazé um ganda gnu pá!!!</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sk1UC1jd0II/AAAAAAAADO0/Xyapgi4_ewk/s1600-h/2953518691_667a51b1b8.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354027939725693058" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 318px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sk1UC1jd0II/AAAAAAAADO0/Xyapgi4_ewk/s320/2953518691_667a51b1b8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc9933;"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#cc9933;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Até ele se riu...</span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sk1TEFQFyPI/AAAAAAAADOk/_FdV4icGLmI/s1600-h/2953518691_667a51b1b8.jpg"></a></span></strong></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-608463962522705266?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-18080998492584025772009-07-02T01:20:00.002+01:002009-07-02T01:30:47.881+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Skv9m3w04xI/AAAAAAAADOc/RIjHvqk_zQk/s1600-h/alho1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353651426305565458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 146px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Skv9m3w04xI/AAAAAAAADOc/RIjHvqk_zQk/s400/alho1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;">Cu<s><span style="color:#ffcccc;">m car</span></s>alho!!!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-1808099849258402577?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-7855624421639917652009-07-01T01:21:00.005+01:002009-07-01T02:03:18.351+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Skqsu9KoELI/AAAAAAAADOU/L-RB2Kqxnio/s1600-h/tiny_toes.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353281029776347314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Skqsu9KoELI/AAAAAAAADOU/L-RB2Kqxnio/s400/tiny_toes.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="color:#ffcc99;"> É oficial! Tudo o que eu disse </span></strong><a href="http://cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com/2009/06/ok-se-fosse-na-gaita-era-pior.html"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">aqui</span></strong></a><strong><span style="color:#ffcc99;"> é mentira. Parece que foi mesmo uma cacetada, antiga o suficiente para que eu não me lembre, ou seja, pode ter sido assim do tipo <em>'à bocadinho'.</em> Dessa tal traulitada resultou uma fratura mal consolidada, ficando com um dedo todo torto, facto do qual nunca dei conta. Por estar torto, tal como a gaita, o que vem desmentir o título da posta mencionada, e por contacto com o téne, resultou uma valente reacção inflamatória e consequente dor filha da puta, nada que o adequado anti-inflamatório não tenha já resolvido. A análise do assustador ácido úrico é normal, ao contrário dos triglicerídeos que atinge valores semelhantes aos da transferência do cr7/cr9/cr10/cr69. Como tal, estou de volta ao mundo carnívoro e já não tenho de mudar o nome do blog para <em>'Repolho fresco'</em>.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-785562442163991765?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-8274028517385855642009-06-29T01:31:00.008+01:002009-06-29T02:21:07.390+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkgSX6PSG8I/AAAAAAAADOI/4643_hM3sDA/s1600-h/joca.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352548359109483458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 332px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 291px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkgSX6PSG8I/AAAAAAAADOI/4643_hM3sDA/s400/joca.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">À mesa, hora de jantar:</span></strong></div><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong><div align="left"><br /></div></strong></span><div align="left"><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Eu: <em>Fixe filhote... gandas notas pá!</em> </strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>A mais nova: <em>Coliiinho...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Eu: <em>Olha que eu sempre tive boas notas mas nunca tive 5 a todas as disciplinas...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>O mais velho: <em>A sério pai? Nunca?!!!</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Eu: <em>Nunca filho... 5 a tudo nem de longe nem de perto...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>A mais nova: <em>Coliiinho...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>O mais velho: Ó pai<em>, a mãe ainda vá... agora tu?!!!</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Mãe: <em>Obrigadinho... bela maneira de me chamares burra...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>A mais nova:<em> Coliiinho...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>O mais velho (à rasca): <em>Ó mãe... não é isso...</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>.</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>O mais velho (todo meloso): <em>Mãmã?... Mãmã?... Ficaste chateada?</em></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Mãe: </strong></span><a href="http://forum.fansro.org/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif"><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong><img style="WIDTH: 20px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 20px" alt="" src="http://forum.fansro.org/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif" border="0" /></strong></span></a><br /><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>A mais nova: <em>Coliiinho...</em></strong></span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-827402851738585564?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-85493433970092423552009-06-26T02:24:00.002+01:002009-06-26T02:27:33.875+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkQjef2jpmI/AAAAAAAADN4/0FFTsDeH7nY/s1600-h/COL314Michael-Jackson-negro-e-depois-branco.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351441264076367458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 285px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkQjef2jpmI/AAAAAAAADN4/0FFTsDeH7nY/s400/COL314Michael-Jackson-negro-e-depois-branco.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Nasceu preto, morreu branco.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Pelo meio, foi o Rei da Pop...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-8549343397009242355?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-41498844088831946572009-06-25T01:23:00.005+01:002009-06-25T01:46:29.694+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkLDnUirqdI/AAAAAAAADNw/UieWA6SYUWQ/s1600-h/kaka-belongs-to-jesus.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351054387566062034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 340px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkLDnUirqdI/AAAAAAAADNw/UieWA6SYUWQ/s400/kaka-belongs-to-jesus.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;">Kaká assumiu publicamente pertencer a Jorge Jesus e como tal, já não vai para o Real Madrid.</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc66;">Pensavam que o homem tinha sido contratado apenas pelo cabelinho à Richard Gere e pela sua excelente performance nas conferências de imprensa?</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-4149884408883194657?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-34399198765281036722009-06-23T00:56:00.003+01:002009-06-23T01:04:43.974+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkAazxTLw6I/AAAAAAAADNo/4aQ8MUXBfkM/s1600-h/twins.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350305834025599906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 326px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/SkAazxTLw6I/AAAAAAAADNo/4aQ8MUXBfkM/s400/twins.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"> Será que irão sair primos iguais?</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;">Bem, meninos bem vestidos serão de certeza...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-3439919876528103672?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730136.post-51580094247827344772009-06-22T01:10:00.006+01:002009-06-22T01:22:31.991+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sj7MQndwLFI/AAAAAAAADNg/KHAFnT8TUzg/s1600-h/I_hate_Mondays_by_Comacouch.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349937993206475858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 267px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C2HYXL5tAwY/Sj7MQndwLFI/AAAAAAAADNg/KHAFnT8TUzg/s400/I_hate_Mondays_by_Comacouch.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Verdade, verdadinha, precisamente pendurada no </span></strong><a href="http://cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com/2009/06/ok-se-fosse-na-gaita-era-pior.html"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#666666;">dedo que me dói</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21730136-5158009424782734477?l=cervejafresca-blogdobjecas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>bjecashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15455219441839905575noreply@blogger.com8